Halo peeps!! jus back from Phuket!!! seriously if possible i wouldn't want to come back spore le ahahah but well..life still goes on, piak* back to reality..haf to work tml..wat to do....
Anywayz..for those who curse me that i will be bored to death in Phuket u r seriously wrong man..i dun even haf enuff time wat do u tink?? hahah..wa lau..if i can swim i would haf tried para-sailing...those kind where u are attached to parachutt n tied to a speedboat that kind of water sports ( abit ex oso so didn't try)..ended up tried the banana boat..another scary sports..cuz i scared it's too bumpy n i will fall into water!! dunno issit i thinkin too much but those thai guys at the beach not decent one lor..so touchy..i wish i could bite their hands off=(( although i reali enjoy thrill ride but banana boat is too challenging for me rite now..anyway u ppl can go try when u are dere..
We stayed at club1seven, a guest house mainly catered to gays..at first when my frens heard abt it they keep askin y dun u stay in a normal hotel n bla bla bla..for me n amy we dun reali care becuz after surveying so many hotels guesthouse thru asiarooms, the location is reali good, with fabulous prices and proper facility. Y not? But of cuz i oso haf my reserve..wat if the gay guests dere dun like our presence..u noe, it's kind of sensitive issue..n the staff dere dun like us cuz we are not guys dat kind..n give us double standard service?? but all our worries and doubts are cleared when we got to tok to the owner daniel. He told us most of the staffs are straight n they are being 'brainwashed' to treat one another like a family..i think it's very sweet becuz the staffs are veri veri veri polite, always with a smile and friendly..make us feel like part of their family..i reali hope dey dun find us too noisy cuz we can luff and giggle veri loudly in our rooms=xx talkin abt our rooms, we are so touched and impressed when we see how our bed is nicely decorated..it was like wao~~~~n i oso got funny qns from frens like u not scared 2nd tsunami meh? or not afraid it's haunted..pls la..everywhere is haunted lor..dere's no part of earth that is not haunted except heaven..liddat jus lock yrself in your own house la o.o There's a super duper nice cozy pool at the back of the guesthouse..me n amy cam whoring to the max can!! too sad the price we pay didnt entitle us to a bath tub or else i will soak dere n rot for the whole nite..like a DIY spa.
Managed to noe quite a number of ppl dere, mainly couples..we oso got to noe this gay couple..dey are veri nice n chatted with us=)) next time may need them to b tour guide when we in New York..now wat i lack is Hong Kong tour guide cum fren. lol. I realise for gay couples, they are like normal couples where there's this partner will be more domineering and do most of the talking and the another quieter.. my observation..maybe im wrong??
Also got to noe 2 gers from Hawaii and New York..veri pretty and there's this ger who is named Curry..cute name and she is veri tall ok..abt 2m lor..i look like one of the seven little dwarfs dere.. *pout lips*
We went for island hopping..meaning travel to those small small island near phuket..it is so worth the money ok!! water pretty n clear, got to snorkel...n free buffet lunch where i got to eat my fav thai fried fish cake..den got to noe this turkish couple..dey are on honey moon..so sweet~~ the guy is so man k? like tom cruise in 007. the lady is so pretty, veri veri good figure..me n amy look like shit when standing beside her ahha..we also got to noe this china couple..dey are veri veri nice n chatty n keep on insisting i shud visit beijing ahah...and the lady helped us took so many photos of us snorkeling sia...omgosh i got soooo many places to go lor..i wish im earning big money now..i stil wan japan trip wit dar at end of year oso..siao liao...so greedy me!!
we also saw alot of ba2 por4 or transvesite dere..oni a few can make it..de rest was like.... *ahem* and i dare to say IM PRETTIER DEN THEM (>_<) and me everything from head to toe are real!!! =x but some reali make me wanna hide into a hole..dey are so petite and pretty lor..bloody hell..i look as shit when standing beside dem...some will literally pull down their top to show their breast =.=''' some even show their bottom...=______________='' to show dat they done the operation le ba....we oso went to the bar beside it jus to watch the bar por or ladies men as they called it..this is where i kana kiss by this waiter bloody hell!!!! im not those cheap cheap slut k..fuming sia..but, if he's handsome den it's another thing areadi..
we oso try out clubbing dere..it was a fun exp but the hat i bot kana stole by a ang moh, he was like playing my hat when im dancing with it, so being friendly i pass it to him to wear..den later he disappeared. kaoz..maybe he tot it's free de lor..fainted..xim tia man..
hahahahah...but i reali hate those arrogant snobs aka ang moh..dey tink dey super small size k..always use their body to block the road so dat other ppl cannot walk n dey can walk..den got this super disgusting ang moh woman cut my queue while buying the prata..walau!! i was totally pissed can!! grrr....but anyway like wat fei fei says, 'nvm this kind of ppl let them win, maybe later dey will choke on the prata leh...' hohohoh..
although 1st day my luggage money got stolen(which i still sian now whenever i tink of it) but im reali glad we have a smooth journey to and back...n nice staff at our guesthouse=)) haiz i wish i could go phuket soon..some one pls donate money to my 'janice's phuket bank' leh ahahah...*staring at dar =x
ok folks..rmb to browse thru my phuket album wor=DD
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