creative 'torture' for big bird

recently my evil colleague by the name of G***y has been conning me to buy soft toys from her. she show me a super tiny Big Bird(ironic ) she invested $5 to capture it from toy machine..den she said sell me cheap cheap $1. to me i dun like BB, but i know someones hates it, so i came up with this evil plan, ask his gf n yufei share this $1 nightmare for him.

When he immediately saw it, he came up with a few ways to 'kill' it.
Stuff it into cpu. squash it with door hanger

squash by printer

squash by weight of laptop

poked by needle

face it with other bigger size animals.

i dunno why it put it on a weighing scale...

trapped it in the lamp

devoured by one eye monster

humilate it.

humilate it part 2.

i am impressed by his hardwork to make BB suffer. i wonder where is BB now. in rubbish chute??