Juz read my fren's post abt his comin 21st bdae celebration. He was worrying dat his celebration will b boring. Come on who wans his/her bdae to b boring de tel me?? Dun worry la juz let yr kha kias run errands for u. Cuz for my bdae all my frens slog for me while i arrived at the bdae party lookin pretty n fresh can le^^

Juz told my maple fren Jamie that I had a 'MINI' can of tuna wit mayo for lunch. The first reaction she had was, a can?! If i dun say mini i wil get alot of stares from u all rite? so as "wah u can eat so much!!" Pls la it's a mini can nia dun make it sound as thou im eating down a tub of tuna..It says LOW FAT but i wonder how low can it b?? maybe initially it has 150% fats but now oni 90% so it can still ba labelled as LOW FAT~~ scheming marketing tactics think we fat ppl dunno izzit..no wonder i ate so many 'low fat' label stuff still no effect. N it seem dat those wit no label de more yummy n delicious!! wa frustrated man..wat is tis???!!

Yest me n fei met Jamie ,our maple fren for the first time for dinner..we got alot to tok man..from shopping to the pests dat we hate most..sharing our valuable experience of how to dodge n exterminate any pests within our radar..sum of the most terrible encounters which we would want to be last seen in:

1) discover dat dere's this hideous lookin croacoach at the corner of the ceiling when we r bathing. omg n we r naked!! any part of the body it landed on us is enuff to kill.. (lizards apply too n has a greater impact due to its slimy nature=.=''')

2) realise dat u r not the oni living thing in the study room at nite. In this case beetle aka 'Gu' in hokkien n FLYING cockcroach apply.

3) happily eating fruits n found out dat there's this innocent lookin wormie crawling around the fruit dat u r munching away. *faintz*

4) tryin hard to figure out the best way to get rid of the pest dat u notice in yr bedroom when u r abt to sleep. *palm to forehead* In this case U either make it or break it. Make it meaning u threw it out of the window and successfully got rid of it. The break it moment is when u realise dat 'hey yr throwing out of the window tactic doesnt work for this particular pest!" cuz it can fly n landed on the same spot when u first discover it. by now u must b screaming n pullin yr hair out of yr scalp le rite? dun worry just use my 'in case of emergency method' at this point of time heck liao ar just grab any container or mag available or within yr reach, take a deep breath n quickly cover it or smack it wit all yr might. well after all this hassle, u can sleep w/o worry le..*triumphant grin*

eirks..i wish i had the power of 'jean' in The X-Men, gifted wit the power to disperse any life form or non living things.. i wil definitely not disappoint all the gers on the earth by fully utilising my power to disperse any pests dat is available. hurhurhur..thinking of it got dat kind of shiok feeling..i wonder how Jean feels if she noe dat i use her power for tis..=D